Leafy asked:

My mom and I travel a lot, and when we want to get somewhere far away in no time flat, we fly.

We have to buy a new luggage set every time we travel somewhere. Our old ones have holes, the zippers don’t work, the handle’s busted, wheels are missing, the straps are seperated… basically, the luggage is beat up beyond repair. Why is that?

You can’t get on an airplane with a snow globe in your carry on. Why does it have to be on the carry on? Well, read above. Anyway, it can go through so many X-Rays that it glows green, but it can’t go in your luggage. I had to have it shipped.

The security takes waaaaay too long. Take off your shoes, jacket, socks, hair, leg, and brain before proceeding through the metal detector. BEEP! Whoops. Looks like the iron in your blood set it off. Please sit and wait while we drain your blood and check it for harmful substances.

It’s too much. What’s your airport hell story?